Funny shayari in English is simply a desi joke that rhymes, about late friends, snoozed alarms, maths and wedding buffets. This page has 30 new funny comedy shayari in english, and under every rhyme sits the same joke in Hindi script, so you can send whichever your group enjoys.
Use them as captions, replies and farewell lines. If your circle prefers Hindi punchlines, our main funny shayari page has 40 more. For warm lines instead of jokes, try friendship shayari in English.
Funny Shayari in English for Friends
Jokes funny shayari in english for friends who reply only with emojis. Light roast, no hurt feelings.
दोस्त कहे, पांच मिनट में पहुंच रहा हूं भाई,
उसके पांच मिनट में पूरी दोपहर समाई।
My friend says bro, I will reach in five,
That five means noon, if he does arrive.
हर भेजा हुआ मीम उसे याद रहता है,
बस लिया हुआ उधार हमेशा भूलता रहता है।
My dost remembers every meme I send,
But forgets the money he took to spend.
सच्ची दोस्ती में सब कुछ बंट जाता है,
बस चार्जर और फोन नहीं बंट पाता है।
True friendship means sharing all you own,
Except the charger and the phone.
सात साल से घूमने का प्लान बना रहे हैं,
ग्रुप में आज तक बस तारीख चुन रहे हैं।
We planned a trip for seven years straight,
The group chat is still picking a date.
मेरे दोस्त ने बड़े शौक से जूते लिए दौड़ वाले,
अब वो दौड़ते हैं बस इंस्टाग्राम के हवाले।
My friend bought running shoes with great delight,
They run on Instagram day and night.
हमारी लड़ाई खाने तक ही टिकती है,
एक प्लेट मोमोज में सुलह लिखती है।
Our fights never last beyond a meal,
One plate of momos and we seal the deal.
कहते हैं मुसीबत में दोस्त काम आता है,
मेरा वाला तब आता है जब नाश्ता आता है।
A friend in need is a friend indeed,
Mine arrives when snacks are guaranteed.
2 Line Funny Shayari in English
Short comedy shayari in english for a status or a quick reply. Two lines, one grin.
छह अलार्म लगाए पूरी ईमानदारी से,
छहों बंद किए, सुबह गई बेचारी सी।
I set six alarms with honest intent,
All six were snoozed, the morning went.
रात को बिजली ने जो छुट्टी मनाई,
फोन की रोशनी में कहानियां सुनाई।
The power went for half the night,
We told old stories by phone light.
ट्रैफिक ने हमें स्कूल से ज्यादा सिखाया,
सब्र रखना और ठंडा रहना समझाया।
Traffic taught me more than school,
Patience, braking, keeping cool.
मेरा बटुआ अब शांत जगह बन गया है,
सेल का मौसम आया और उसे हल्का कर गया है।
My wallet is a quiet place,
Sale season gave it breathing space.
सोमवार को डाइट शुरू की बड़ी कसम के साथ,
मंगलवार को समोसे ने थाम लिया हाथ।
I started a diet on Monday, strong and stern,
By Tuesday the samosa took its turn.
बड़े प्यार से गाड़ी धोई और चमकाई,
उसी शाम बादलों ने बारिश बरसाई।
I washed the car till it could gleam,
The clouds applauded with full steam.
Funny Shayari on Teachers in English
School and college rhymes, including funny shayari on maths in english and a farewell line for seniors. All respectful, all true.
टीचर ने पूछा, होमवर्क कहां रह गया,
मैंने कहा, वाई फाई के साथ चला गया।
Teacher asked me where my homework was,
I blamed the wifi, as one does.
गणित हमेशा अपना एक्स ढूंढता रहता है,
इसीलिए तो वो इतना उलझा रहता है।
Maths keeps searching for its x,
That is why it is so complex.
टॉपर कहता है, मैंने कुछ नहीं पढ़ा यार,
ये झूठ चला आ रहा है सदियों से लगातार।
The topper says he did not study, friend,
That lie has lasted till the end.
ग्रुप स्टडी शुरू होती है पहले पाठ से,
फिर नाश्ता आते ही किताबें छूटती हैं हाथ से।
Group study starts with chapter one,
Then snacks arrive and books are done.
टीचर की नजरों में गजब का जादू है,
पीछे बैठा बातूनी भी उनके काबू में है।
Our teacher has a superpower stare,
It finds the talkers anywhere.
सीनियर, आपकी याद हमें सताएगी,
आपकी लगाई प्रॉक्सी कौन अब लगाएगी।
Seniors, we will miss your friendly face,
Also the proxy you marked in our place.
Funny Urdu Shayari in English Style
Sher o shayari funny in english, with a little urdu tehzeeb: janaab, huzoor and mehfil, all teased with love.
जनाब के वादे किसी शाहकार से कम नहीं,
दीवार पे टंगे हैं, पर शुरू एक भी नहीं।
Janaab, your promises are works of art,
Framed and hung, but never a start.
हुजूर तशरीफ लाए पूरे दो घंटे बाद,
कभी ट्रैफिक, कभी गेट, बहाने आबाद।
Huzoor walks in two hours late,
And blames the traffic, then the gate.
हर महफिल में वो फरमाते जरूर हैं,
वही पुराना शेर, सुनने वाले मजबूर हैं।
In every mehfil he must recite,
The same old sher, every night.
अंदाज शाही है, शौक भी महान,
बिल आते ही गायब, यही असली पहचान।
Your andaaz is royal, your taste is grand,
But you vanish when the bill must land.
हमने खुद को समझा बड़ा मशहूर शायर,
मुशायरे में कोई पहचान ना पाया आखिर।
I called myself a shayar of great fame,
The mushaira crowd forgot my name.
Family and Festival Comedy Shayari in English
Funny shayari for sister in english, uncle questions at functions and festival cleaning, the whole desi household in rhyme.
मेरी बहन है घर की खुफिया अफसर,
छुपाई हर चीज ढूंढ लाती है अक्सर।
My sister runs a secret CID cell,
What I hid at noon, by night she can tell.
दिवाली पे सफाई का असली इनाम मिलता है,
पिछली दिवाली का खोया सामान मिलता है।
On Diwali we clean with all our might,
And find things lost since last Diwali night.
मम्मी की चप्पल में जीपीएस का कमाल,
छुप जाओ कहीं भी, पकड़े गए तत्काल।
Mummy's slipper has a GPS inside,
No corner of the house is safe to hide.
हर फंक्शन में हर अंकल यही फरमाते हैं,
बेटा, तुझे गोद में खिलाया, याद दिलाते हैं।
Every uncle at every function says,
Beta, I held you small, those days.
शादी में मेरा एक ही सिस्टम रहता है,
शुरुआत चाट से, अंत पान पे ठहरता है।
At weddings I follow one steady plan,
Start with the chaat, and end at paan.
रात बारह बजे सरप्राइज का प्लान बनाया,
वो दस बजे सो गया, हमें बाहर खड़ा पाया।
We planned a midnight birthday surprise,
He slept at ten, we stood outside.
Short Funny Lines Fully in English
Need a one liner without any Hindi at all? These short funny shayari in english work as captions on their own:
- My bed and I are in a serious relationship, mornings are our only fight.
- I am on a seafood diet, I see food at a wedding and I eat it.
- My phone battery and my patience die at the same speed.
- Our family group has two moods, good morning photos and total silence.
Keep them under one breath when you read them aloud. A short line lands, a long line explains, and explained jokes never get a laugh.
When English Works Better Than Hindi
English rhymes travel well in mixed groups, office chats and college circles where not everyone reads Devanagari. Shayari in english comedy also suits captions, since short Roman lines are easy to scan on a phone.
Hindi still wins inside the family group and at functions, where the punch of a desi word does half the work. Our funny shayari page in Hindi covers those rooms. A good trick for anchoring: say the English line first, then its Hindi twin, and both halves of the hall laugh.
Aksar poochhe gaye sawal
What is funny shayari in English?
It means a rhyming desi joke written in English, about late friends, alarms, maths and weddings. The rhythm and the last line punch follow the shayari style, only the language changes. Every item here keeps a Hindi twin below the English rhyme.
Do you have funny love shayari in English for boyfriend or girlfriend?
This page sticks to friends, school and family comedy. A gentle pick for a partner is the momos patch up line or the trip planning rhyme. For sweet lines without jokes, the friendship and birthday pages fit better.
What is funny urdu shayari in English?
It is urdu shayari funny in english form, where words like janaab, huzoor and mehfil set a royal tone and the last line gently pricks the balloon. The fourth section on this page is written fully in that style.
What is the difference between a sher and funny shero shayari in English?
A sher is one two line unit, while shero shayari loosely means a run of such couplets. Funny shero shayari in english keeps that two line shape but ends on a joke instead of a sigh. Both are meant to be read aloud.
Can I send 2 line funny shayari in English for my best friend?
Yes, the friends section is built for that. The meme and money line and the five minutes line are safe roasts for a best friend. Tease habits only, never looks, and your friendship stays as solid as the joke.
Where do I find jokes funny shayari in English for friends on teachers day or farewell?
The teachers section keeps its lines respectful, so the superpower stare rhyme suits a teachers day card. For farewell, the seniors and proxy line opens a speech well before you turn warm and thankful.
